Burn this mother fucker down
Verse 1: Yet to be tested since I mastered writing confessions / Blasting through your left and right I do not brandish weapons / (Shut the fuck up!) / Pay attention / Let me bless you with my presence / 30 somethin’ year old adolescent still givin wedgies to freshman / a super senior mean demeanor green receiver finest cheeba / holy high sativa / hold your head up high to see me / your teeny weeny itty-bitty mean and greedy kinda shitty leader to your committee he’ll not be here this evening / in here we got ridiculously menacing sentences / penetrate then stimulate all the correct senses / jeopardizing answers before you’re given the questions / Hy-born Hy-mind Hy-Power / that’s what this method is / sequester your semester let you fester in your pestilence / is just a few words I wrote exposing all my excellence / waiting on the aliens to snatch up all your racist friends / then drop them in a crater hole / somewhere out in mexico / I don’t ever knock to enter the spot where you’re partyin’ / I kick the door up of its locks / shock spock up out his cardigan / like live long and prosper this! (bitch) / took the enterprise out for a spin and wrecked it in the lake Loch-ness is sleeping in / (WAKE UP!!!) / I’m from a school of checkin pagers playin sega / Damon Wayans upon the lames cause Payne I bring is Major / stranger to your savior / I savor you braver innovators not slavin days away to jump inside a graveyard / work hard to play hard / I think not / not when I'm knocking down goliath with a dingy slingshot / AHHHHHH / little bastards had it coming / I summoned something from amongst my guts then started struttin / never to soon to be / unleashing my buffoonery / none of this is new to me / fresh as fuck since thrust up out the sac / out swimming several hundred million mother fuckers just to stir up some trouble / come on and rumble with this might cat / This Leo’s lethal regal nimble feeble incognito / crafty neat-o Smeagol Frodo / talent scale reads several boat loads / setting sail with a rowdy band of cut throats / sinkin boats / stormin coasts / a pig roast / lets toast to Poseidon / it doesn’t matter where ya hidin / I’m the exact amount of pressure needed to produce a fuckin diamond / I’ll forever be mining / undermining your authority with deplorable tidings / like find a dick to shut your lips around / it’s time to be quiet
(Did you hear that?) Find a dick to shut your lips around it’s time to be quiet / I should probably stop picking on you chumps / I’m gonna get people mad at me / sorry momma / I don’t know what to do about it / I can’t change who I am / this is who I am.
Verse 2: It’s fascinating / how’s your back withstand those lacerations / how you fall in line / every time you practice patience / I cook up chaos / garnished with a dash of greatness / I clash with monsters just to get it crackin on your playlist / I climb up mountain tops to light my blunt off volcanic ashes / a fuckin outlaw closin fast on all your covered wagons / get off your ass ya bastards / stomp dance get disastrous / sever ties with ties kill your masters with fantastic damage / summer dawns the fall of winter spring into your being / ignite the biggest fire the universe has ever seen / around and round we go we moving like we serpentine / we knocked earth off its axis how you think we got this gangsta lean / (oooooohhhhh) / let’s do amazing things / like hunt a dragon clip its wings / fry it toss it round in sauce and serve it at your wedding feast / (aaaaahhhhhhh) / make em say the trail we blaze forever blistering / we burned it all down and we simply did not miss a thing / here’s a secret / never kiss a ring you’ll reign supreme / repeat / never kiss a ring you’ll reign supreme / take a seat / this here throne is fit for kings and queens / equipped with booby traps releasing a swarm of killer bees / should you ever feel threatened / furthermore there’s a switch / that’ll drop your enemies swiftly to a giant ditch / get your money for betting cause there’s a hitch / down below awaits a tiger / and they only get equipped with a stick / everybody loves a little action / started Rolling Stones we couldn’t get no satisfaction / started throwing bows when we wanted to get Ludacris / now it’s take this cup of joe / with a triple shot of mutagens to power up / too hot to be handled / I came from the grave to watch the cradle dismantled / advise you not to be changing that channel / quite possible turned into the work of a vandal / a jerk who saw fit to exit the house in sock and sandals / (damn)
This is going to be the most fun you’ve had all day... Guaranteed 😊